FAKE CELIBACY
The True Story of a Roman Catholic Priest
This book, written primarily by my husband (with inserts from me) could easily be considered a Memoir or Narrative Nonfiction. It’s a true story written by a charismatic and life-affecting man. It’s a one-of-a-kind human expose that people of all faiths, and no faith, are intensely curious about.
Web: www.louhohman.com Email: linda@lindakeefe.com Cell: 585-615-7795
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Query Letter to Literary Agents
I’m seeking a literary agent who’s drawn to bold narratives—one unafraid to challenge systemic silence and ready to champion a story that could spark a national conversation.
My completed 67,360-word manuscript, Fake Celibacy, tells the true story of a beloved and charismatic parish priest who breaks the vow of secrecy that defines the Catholic Church. Lou Hohman served faithfully for 49 years before being excommunicated at age 74—for marrying, once, and for love. I was that wife, 25 years younger, left to complete his manuscript after his death.
Why are we so fascinated by Catholic priests? From scandals and cover-ups to the mystery of lifelong celibacy, audiences remain captivated. But while In the Closet of the Vatican (2019) exposed the hidden lives of gay clergy, Fake Celibacy dares to reveal the overlooked reality of heterosexual priests—their yearning, their torment, and the emotional cost of pretending.
The Thorn Birds (Harper & Row, 1977) sold over 30 million copies and became a record-breaking miniseries because readers were gripped by the story of a priest torn between love and faith. That novel left a lasting imprint on U.S. women 50 and older—a group 119 million strong today—who still crave that emotional depth. Fake Celibacy delivers that resonance, but this time, it’s true.
Conclave by Robert Harris (2016) became a 2025 Oscar-nominated film, grossing $82 million in three months—proof that Church intrigue still sells. While Conclave is fictional and political, Fake Celibacy is personal, emotional, and grounded in lived experience.
This book will spark discussion in book clubs, faith communities, and media circles. If you’re looking for a powerful, untold narrative that challenges expectations and stirs hearts, I’d love to send you the full manuscript.
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I am pleased that you are interested in hearing Lou’s story. I look forward to hearing your feelings about this book, should you wish to share.
Most appreciatively,
